The Types of People Signing Up to a Gangbang
One of the biggest time sinks when organising parties is the amount of time spent communicating with people which is only compounded when you are organising multiple parties at the same time. At any one time we could have a dozen active conversations on the go with most of them not resulting in a sign up and that’s a lot of time and effort.
After organising 15 parties we’ve had conversations with many dozens of guys and it doesn’t take long to determine those that are genuine and those that have no intention of attending. These are the types of guys we’ve encountered.
The Genuine Guy
If only everyone was like this. Our dream attendee. They sign up for a party, respond promptly to our initial message and confirms that they are happy to pay the deposit and either do so straightaway or soon afterwards. The type of conversation usually identifies this type of person and they’re signing up because they are committed to coming. Sure, they may have a question or two but you can tell they’re serious.
The Regular Guy
An extension of the Genuine Guy and another that we love. This type of guy has been to one of our parties before, has been added to our WhatsApp or Telegram group and when he’s interested in a party sends a message asking to come and pays the deposit. How simple is that?
The Unsure Guy
We completely understand that you may be a little apprehensive about attending a party either because you’re new to it or are unsure about us as a group which is why we have put together an FAQ page which answers as many common questions as possible. If these don’t answer your questions we would much prefer you contact us via email or Twitter so that we can assist rather than signing up. We’d much rather alleviate any concerns you have before you sign up.
The Fantasists
You’ve seen gangbang videos on PornHub, you’ve seen a party advertised, now you’re picturing yourself at that party. Instead of keeping it just a fantasy you decide that you want to sign up for a party as an extension of the fantasy. You then want to ask in-depth questions about the party, the girls and where you can cum and then ghost us or worse still, ghost us and then keep reappearing just go through the whole process again. We understand it’s a fantasy but please don’t waste our time.
The Thousand Questions Guy
Can I cum more than once? Can I cum multiple times? Is there an order for the guys to cum? Where can I cum? What if I cum too quickly? Can I meet the girls early? Can I stay around later? Can I cleanup? What if someone else wants to cleanup when I want to cleanup? What do I wear?
We get you have you questions which is why we try to answer as many as possible with on our FAQ page but sometimes if you’re an over-thinker, perhaps you’re not ready for a party.
The Last Minute Guy
15 minutes before a party starts everything is in place and those that are booked in have almost arrived and then you start getting messages from people asking if they can attend. Responding to messages is often a juggling act at the best of times without having to respond whilst dealing with those that are attending. Chances are you are not even close to where the venue is and you wouldn’t be able to attend at short notice so would appreciate it if you just waited for a future party.
Quite often we won’t bother responding as we want to ensure that it doesn’t interrupt the party for those attending and only once has someone actually been a few minutes away from the party and attended at very short notice. That said, if you area genuinely ‘around the corner’,feel free to send us a message just in case we can fit you in.
The Out of Town Guy
Someone signs up and they’re from Barnsley or Middlesbrough or Kent and you think, will they turn up? You ask the question whether they’ll turn up and they say, ‘absolutely!’. Then they don’t.
Now this is a difficult one because lately we’ve been surprised by people who have travelled our parties from London, and have come back again so obviously people are willing to travel and deposits can really help with this.
The Types of Guys We Want
Our aim is not to categorise people and make unnecessary assumptions, all we ask is that if you are genuinely interested in attending a party, and can definitely make it, sign up when you are ready to commit and don’t unnecessarily waste our time. Based on the time it takes us to organise a party, all we ask is that you take a look through the website before signing up so that you are confident that you understand everything.
If you think you’re our guy, why not sign up for a party?
